Happy Holidays to my Coworkers

Have you ever just forget where you are at and drop a bomb? Without any regard to civilized behavior, I totally unconsciously dropped ass in my cubicle.

Mid-fart, I was like, "What the hell am I doing?"

I then had to evacuate because I realized that if a coworker came to my cube they would have been disgusted. And rightly so.

It's shocking to me sometimes that I am in charge of the upbringing of another human being.