Friday, October 21, 2005

Problem #1 with being bald

I have this dumb habit of never looking at myself before coming into work.

Not once. I shave in the shower. I brush my teeth before I wake up really, so I'm not looking at anything. And when I get out of the shower, the mirror is fogged up.
I dress without use of a mirror. I shave my head, so I miss that crucial "while combing the hair in the mirror, realizing I cut myself badly in the shower and I have a big scar on my face" moment.

Probably once a month, after 3 conversations and 1 meeting, I will look at a mirror for the first time in a day in my office bathroom and realize that people must think I'm a moron who shaves with a butter knife and doesn't mind looking grotesque in public.

Today was one of those days.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

FF and NLHE -Training wheels

If you aren't a fan of Poker or Fantasy Football, dear god. Move on. Nothing to see here. This post will bore you to tears.

A while back, I became obsessed with the idea that FF and poker are essentially the same thing, only different formats. I want to explain out here why I think so and then figure out how that can help me.

At their core, poker and FF are popular because they have that magic balance of luck vs. skill. They involve enough strategy and technique in order to allow for endless amount of analysis, discussion, and advice. See the multitudes of poker books and FF mags/websites out there. In both arenas, there is what is considered the "correct play" that's been decided on by the gurus: drafting LT #1 or raising AK preflop, etc.

However, with that correct play for those who take game seriously, there is a luck factor big enough that those who do not study up can compete based on the variance of the results. You can have a NL Tourney with wives and uncles and people who have little experience, and the best player won't always win. In fact, if they win a majority of the time, they should be happy. Same with FF.

The amount of effort you put into both activities for sure increases your advantage and chances to be successful, but it does not guarantee anything.

Which is why so many people are drawn to both. In almost everything I do, I love to analyze everything to irk out the maximum advantage. Shopping for a new TV, for example. I'll research it down to the best store to buy the exact model I want for the exact price I want. This translates directly to Poker and FF as I study them both pretty extensively. When I show up to a draft or sit down at a table, I want to feel like I'm better prepared and therefore at an advantage. I want to make those who are unprepared pay for their "grasshopperness."

Conversely, I understand with a larger investment comes a greater risk of agony upon defeat. For those who play either game with little investment, I can see the reward offered to them of getting something for nothing. They invested almost nothing, yet feasted off the back of the laborers. For example, the guy who shows up to your draft with a six pack and no cheatsheet, yet somehow seems to win the league every once in awhile. Or Chris Moneymaker or Varkonyi.

Once that correlation is established. I think it may be quite easy to make comparisons between the two that help you get better at both. Take strategy from one and apply it to the other.

Big cards are like Stud players. You want to have them. In the long run, they will make you money. However, AK misses the flop much of the time, and LT sometimes gets you 30 yards. That doesn't mean you shouldn't stop raising Pre-Flop with big cards, or bench a stud when the matchup is tough. Both give you a higher % of winning and you must play them strong until circumstances dictate otherwise. But don't get too obsessed. Overcards to a ragged flop are like an aging stud. They might get you there with a spike on the turn or an outburst in week 6, but generally its best to cut ties.

One of the bigger things I've learned lately while playing poker is that ABC poker can only take you so far. At some point, you have to take the training wheels off. Make a move on instinct, read, and table situation rather than what Dan Harrington says in his latest book. As I grinded my way up the micro limit tables, I realized that the biggest difference as you move up is that aggression factor increases in your opponents. This is because good players at the higher limits are well aware that you need to make moves that are unorthodox, but hope to get you paid off later. This is one of the main things I haven't translated to FF, but need to.

FF underwent a revolution about 5-7 years ago. Gone were the days of buying a newspaper to check weekly injuries and a 2-month-old magazine to help you in your draft. With teh internets, all the information was out they’re to be had by everyone. Almost Gutenberg, actually. With everyone having the same information, the new strategy is not knowing more, it’s making the right assessment. Preseason, everyone has the same top 10 list, and unfortunately, most draft I see or am in, the picks go in order. All the information has frozen people into slots. They are afraid to draft anyone besides who their list says to draft next for fear of looking the fool. But really, these lists are far more arbitrary than people give them credit for. There is good reasoning Player A comes before Player B, but in the end, its a pretty loose science.

I have been as guilty as anyone in this. And it’s a guaranteed ticket to a 7-7 record. You may get lucky every third year or so, but generally you aren't ever going to shoot the moon. A more aggressive strategy, I think, will leave you dead in the water some years, but have you 12-2 in others. Now, back to poker, taking off the training wheels doesn't mean you turn into a maniac LAG. You can be creative but still keep a base in fundamentally solid poker.

Whether I have the courage to do this is still in the air. Its easy to talk about, but when it comes down to making trades or draft picks in which you are sacrificing current value for what you believe is long term potential, its a risk. A risk that takes courage, because no one wants to look the fool, but maybe you look the smart one in the end. I dunno.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Wally World

I've had long discussions about Walmart, blah blah. Essentially, I'm not proud that I shop there occasionally, but when you need a loaf of bread, kleenex, some pills, a card, and some windshield wiper fluid, and the nearest mall is 25 minutes away, you suck it up and go to walmart. Cause you are lazy.

The walmart that I go to is especially awesome because it lies in Willamantic, the heroin capital of New England. ie: One time upon entering the front door, I see man #1 walking and man #2 come at him from the side and land a flying punch to his temple area. The crowd jumps in and breaks up the two. Man #1, within the 30 seconds of the fight getting broke up has a welt the size of a baseball on his head. Top Ten Walmart shopping experience ever.

Anyway. So I go there over the weekend. Shop and want to purchase some items. Then get the typical Walmart log jam where they have 80 people to check out and 5 lanes open. Through the haze of frustration I see a beacon of hope shining at me.

Self-check out.

I scoot over there and get in line. About 15 seconds after I switch lines, I realize I've made a horrible error. I overestimated the typical Walmart shopper. Why would I assume they have the mental capacity to check themselves out? This escapes me now. Maybe I was too focused on the prize of getting the hell out of there before I thought it through. So as I watched the person behind me in the line I was in get checked out, I turned inside out with anguish as the person in front of me trying to "self-check out" had to call the attendant over on every item.

Its fool's gold. Don't get lured by it. Grocery stores, airports, etc yes. Self check out is a god send. But Walmart customers are stupid.

But... in their defense, when I finally got to check myself out, I realized that Wal-mart doesn't trust their customers (which they probably shouldn't) to the point that they have scales on the bags. So if you scan an item and it doesn't create any weight in the bag, the system calls the attendant. So in order to avoid this, you have to make a big deal of slamming every item into the bag so it doesn't freak out.

Leading me to the conclusion that whoever the sales person at the "self check out" company that got them placed in Walmart should get a bonus. How he/she got past the "our customers are too stupid and we don't trust them" objections is probably a good story.