Problem #1 with being bald

I have this dumb habit of never looking at myself before coming into work.

Not once. I shave in the shower. I brush my teeth before I wake up really, so I'm not looking at anything. And when I get out of the shower, the mirror is fogged up.
I dress without use of a mirror. I shave my head, so I miss that crucial "while combing the hair in the mirror, realizing I cut myself badly in the shower and I have a big scar on my face" moment.

Probably once a month, after 3 conversations and 1 meeting, I will look at a mirror for the first time in a day in my office bathroom and realize that people must think I'm a moron who shaves with a butter knife and doesn't mind looking grotesque in public.

Today was one of those days.